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The Oxhill News

August 2005


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Great Truths that Little Children have Learned  

1   No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2  When your Mum is mad with your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3   If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
     They always catch the second  person.

4   Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5   You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6   Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7   Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8   You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9   Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10 The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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