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The Oxhill News August 2005 |
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This months News |
Contents
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Great Truths that Little Children have Learned
1 No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2 When your Mum is mad with your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3 If your sister hits you,
don't hit her back. 4 Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5 You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6 Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7 Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8 You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9 Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10 The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. |
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